You Know You’re In a Small Town When…

…you see a Dairy Queen that doesn’t use its billboard to advertise the Blizzard of the month.

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I did a double take when I saw that sign.  Do you suppose a person might get an extra topping if she went in looking like this?  (She being me of course because I’d totally do it… and I’d want you to come along for a cool treat!)  

Yeah, we could go together if you’d like.  Sort of like a date.  I hope it’s okay if we shared share an ice cream instead of getting our own because the whole stealing thing is a pretty hot topic at the Dairy Queen, I suspect, and I wouldn’t want you stealing a bite of mine.