Problems on the Homefront
Every house has those little trouble spots that make people shake their heads and ask, “What were those architects thinking?” Our house is no different. The crew that designed our house did an awesome job with the 480 square feet they had to work with in our long, skinny house. Sure there were still a few problems that we worked hard to eliminate:
First there was the narrow alcove off the hallway. We turned that into our bike rack (or “our double garage” as we call it) and put a huge drawer under it to store extra blankets and pillows for when guests come.
Then there was the obvious nightmare that was the 36 square foot kitchen. It cut into the living room and offered no counters or storage. So we attacked that wall with a saws-all. Then we slowly built up our dream kitchen… or “American kitchen” as Germans are quick to note.

It seemed we were finding a solution to every problem that came our way. We were feeling really proud of ourselves until one night. We’d just finished building the basic framework of the floor-to-ceiling cabinets and slid the appliances in to make sure they fit. We were also tired of tripping over them. Between all of the tools and lumber in our house, we were eager to get the extra space. Then instead of eliminating another problem in the architecture of our home, we discovered that we had created a problem ourselves.
This is our convection oven/microwave combination unit. With a switch of a dial, it can microwave our tea or bake some German cookies. We love it to death.
Well that is to say we love it to death as long as we’re not using the sink when it’s on. The vent on the oven/microwave is at about nose level. You can’t actually see the vent, so we had no idea it was there above the handle. When the microwave or oven is on, the fan kicks in. The fan blows air right up. Into our eyes.
I guess it goes to show that even the most detailed planning such as our measure-five-times, cut-once strategy can’t always guarantee success for everything. Like I said, every house has those little trouble spots that make people shake their heads and ask… Oh well.
Now that we’ve confessed our house’s weakness, how about you tell us about yours. What’s the flaw that really drives you batty? Obviously, if you created the problem yourself, we’re not going to judge.











April 20th, 2009 at 6:05 am
Oh man – well, I guess you can just lounge on the couch while baking/cooking! Hmm poor design problem? Yes, our kitchen. The fridge is right in the narrowest part of our kitchen, so you can’t get past it when the door is open. And our pantry and laundry room and garage are all on the far side of the fridge. Oh, and Dublin’s bowls are right there too – so that’s definitely our most congested part of the house and I’ll definitely take a closer look at the space planning of our next kitchen, whenever we move!
April 20th, 2009 at 7:02 am
For us, it’s the bedroom closet. Whoever built it made the closet about two inches too short for a standard clothes hanger, which means all of our clothes hang diagonally. It’s a lot harder to find anything, and everything gets smushed. Oh well.
I love that picture of Martin in the double garage, with just his legs hanging out!
April 20th, 2009 at 8:07 am
In general I like our German house, but there are few things I miss. One is the lack of enough towel racks in the bathrooms, and since they are tile from floor to ceiling, I haven’t wanted to start drilling to hang up a new one. I don’t have too much to complain about, which is good!
April 20th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Off the top of my head, I can’t think of a design flaw, but I can think of MANY things we’ll do differently next time. (And yes, there WILL be a next time!)
First, we’ll never put french doors in again–we’ll go with sliders that resemble french doors. We don’t like the “flung open” part of french doors. Secondly, we’ll never again get double ovens. It is such a waste of space. (I sure hope it helps resale value, though!)
I know there’s more…
April 20th, 2009 at 11:06 am
When I moved in here I went a little crazy with the paint colours. I’d lived in rental apartments for a long time, so I was tired of beige. Now my living room is the crazy electric blue that I hate, but re-painting when we have 2 little ones underfoot isn’t practical.
Beyond that, our house was the showhome for our neighbourhood. This means that a LOT of stuff was done quickly, or to demonstrate the awesome early ’80s design choices. Like the pink mirrored wall that we took out, or the textured palm-tree motif wallpaper. Over unprimed drywall. Eek!
April 20th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Hands down: the bathroom fan/plug that only works when the light switch is turned on. Need to heat up the straight iron? Lights & fan on too. Need to use the plug to vaccum the hallway? Lights & fan too. Need to leave the fan on after a shower (or other restroom related things)? Oops, gotta have the light on.
Talk about a waste of electricity!
April 20th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I love that our master bedroom is on the main floor, but it wasn’t until we moved in that I realized that you can see in it from the windows in our front door….we bought blinds.
April 20th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Did I mention, good bye sunlight??
April 20th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
We live in a 1960′s house. We have no back door, but two side doors within 10 feet of each other that both exit into the driveway. This was really poor planning in my opinion.
April 20th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Thanks for sharing all the weird quirks in your houses. I have to say some of them must drive you crazy! Desi and SavvyChristine, especially.
I just hope Amber doesn’t end up finding really poor construction features in her house like if it starts settling funny. I couldn’t imagine worse.
Katie
April 21st, 2009 at 1:41 am
Hmm. I have a couple. Our front door needs to be fixed because when the wind blows, air comes in from the bottom and all you can hear is “woooooooohhhhh”. If I hear a bunch of loud whistling, I know it’s windy outside. I just stick a towel there for now. I have gotten so used to it, though, that Martin and I forget to call the Hausmeister about it. Maybe today, then?
Over a year ago, we put in laminate flooring in our living room and we’re STILL not done with the moulding. It keeps getting put off so we can take care of a million other things.
The power outlets are only on one side of our kitchen, and a couple of them are in places that make no sense. Why would I need to use the 1 foot of available space above my cabinets to plug in an electical appliance? First, I would have to stand on a big chair to reach up there. Then, I would have to actually find an appliance small enough to fit. It makes no sense. So, I have all this extra space on the other side of my kitchen that I would love to use. I would put a small counter or sideboard (is that the word?) there and use it for my coffee maker and water cooker so I could free up the space on my kitchen counter.
One more thing. Why have locks on two window doors (like they are here in Germany) and not all seven of them?
Now, I have to say something positive. Even though our apartment is not perfect, I still love it. It’s comfortable, bright, and roomy enough for us and even whistles at me. :-)
April 21st, 2009 at 6:21 am
we have a concrete walled pantry in our tiny kitchen! , the layout of wc and bathroom (2 separate rooms) is just not convenient..*sigh* oh well… but i’m thankful for many other things in life :)
ps. Hungarians use the term “American kitchen”, too!
April 21st, 2009 at 8:22 am
Hands down, ours has to be the “Polish doors” that are collectively the kitchen door to the basement landing and the backdoor to the same landing. Both doors open “in” to the landing. (Sorry. No Pole-specific offense intended. That’s just what we’ve always called them.) Having both of these doors open at the same time is an exercise in agility. The reverse is true in trying to close both of them to exit without crashing them together.
Occasionally, if someone is working outside and comes in through the back just as you are trying to exit from the kitchen, there is a trainwreck. The solution would be to make the kitchen door open “in” to the kitchen, but it’s a solution that is more likely to cause you to crash into someone (standing in the kitchen) than at the back of the house! So, we’ve learned to live with it. Begrudgingly, of course. :-)
April 28th, 2009 at 10:57 am
loved this post! very cute. I can imagine that air blowing in the eyes is most unpleasant. So far we have always rented our kitchens. . . looking forward to having one to call “mine.”
April 28th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I love that small kitchen. Everything you need, right there. You guys have done a great job.
April 29th, 2009 at 9:21 am
Oh my gosh Katie – that is SO funny!!!! Totally something that would happen at my house! lol!!!
I absolutely LOVE your kitchen and I adore your “can-do” optimism about such a small space. I can’t wait to see the other things you do with it.
xoxoxoxo